luni, 15 octombrie 2007

Dam it Beavis!


People if you have to pass-out before everyone else, please lock yourself into a closet or your car, and save all of us the time it takes to fuck you up.

joi, 11 octombrie 2007

When you see shit like this ...


Ask any man what he values most in a woman and most of the time he will tell you it‘s a great ass. You can have a huge rack but if you‘ve got a but you could iron clothes on you might as well be dude. Everyone knows the Ass is where it‘s at.

Nothing beats a good sexcratery to take dicktation


Honestly it has to be my favorite day of the week besides Hump day. Now that I know Friday is "Casual Sex Friday" it makes this day even better. So celebrate with joy unless you work in an office where everyone is the same sex. Unless your into that sorta thing...

miercuri, 10 octombrie 2007

I don’t want my last thought before I die to be, "Damn my shoe...".




I could make a free sandal joke here but unless that other one falls there‘s gonna be one pissed spectator. I wonder if you can claim the other sandal once they cut that dude down.

marți, 9 octombrie 2007

Uuhhhuuu!


Everyone complains about riding the bus but if every bus was like this a lot more guys would be ditching their car at home and start becoming more ecologically conscious. Ahhh who am I kidding guys would be riding the bus because they could see tits and ass.